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    luvflowerpot
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    baca dengan laju...selancar lidah anda

    Cerita yg bermula dengan huruf K
    Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada Ketam, "Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau, Ketam..kenapa?"Ketam kata, "Ku ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut... kakakku kata, kalau kuku ku kelurut, kita kena ketiplah!"Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata kekalutan, "Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar kudis?" Ketam ketawa,

    Kah..kah..kah.kih..kih..kih.Ku h..kuh..kuh.!!Kodok..Kodok..ke napa kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan?"Kodok kata kepada Ketam, "Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?"Ketam kilas, "Kelakar.""Kelakar ke kurang-ajar?" kata Kodok. Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar kilat."kelekut!", kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena keperok Kodok.Ketam kata, "Kodok..Kodok..kenapa kau keperok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan."Kesian Ketam, kepala kena keperok.

    Cerita yg bermula dengan huruf C:

    Copot cahabat ciput Catu cenje, ciput cite-cite came copot cambil cari cengkerik. ciput cuke cite-cite came copot cebab copot cahabat ciput. Cemace ciput came copot cari cengkerik, ciput cakcikan catu cahye cerah.cahye cerah ciput cakcikan cangat cerah campai ciput came copot cilau.cahaye cerah cube culik copot. Ciput cangat cuak. ciput cepat-cepat camba copot cebelum cehaye cerah cempat culik copot. copot cangat cuak came. ciput came copot cepat-cepat cari chelter cambil cepat-cepat cembunyi.ciput came copot cembunyi cenyap-cenyap cupaye cahaye cerah cucah cari ciput came copot.ciput cakap came copot, "chuuu..chuuu...cenyap...cenya p copot...".copot cambung cakap, "copot cudah cenyap..ciput cenyap camelah.".celepas cejam, cahaye cerah cudah chow cebab cucah cari ciput cape copot.ciput came copot cangat cuke cebab cahaye cerah cudah chow. copot cenyum cambil cakap, "copot cayang ciput cebab ciput celamatkan copot.".ciput cenyum cambil chow came copot..Caja cuka cuka..muakakakakaka
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    adeh....trbelit ldah
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    membazir liur aku je
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    cam bahase ketam je....
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    ciput ceput muahahaha
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    tercabut lidah aku menbacanye........
    <0n3 pi3c3>


    < tH3 h3r0 n3v3r dI3$ >


    .....mari sama² kita wat penempatan kat tanah airku.....

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    adoi.....
    pening kepale nak bace..
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    Re: baca dengan laju...selancar lidah anda

    hahaha.....
    pektis belit lidah la nieyh??
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    Re: baca dengan laju...selancar lidah anda

    macam budak baru nak belajar ckp......tak fhm le...bergulung2 lidah nk mnyebutnya.........
    oUr LiFe LiKe OnE oF ANiMaTiOn StOry........................
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    Re: baca dengan laju...selancar lidah anda

    rasa nak trputus jer lidah aku baca bende nih laaa...ha3

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